Ubiquitous

Lisa said that Coach purses are ubiquitous. After she left, Sona got on the computer for the definition of ubiquitous. More to see if Lisa used her huge vocabulary in the right context. She did. As impressed as I was, again, with Lisa's free flowing, expansive vocabulary, I was equally impressed that Sona could spell ubiquitous. Once we had the defintion, I realized I had just told Jerry the same thing a couple of days before, except when I said it it came out more like "everyone owns a Coach purse." I believe that Lisa expanded the universe with that sentence. She has to be the first person in history to use Coach purses and ubiquitous in the same sentence. Ryan sent Lisa a text message; "using the word ubiquitous is not ubiquitous." He decided he was going to publish a 'Lisa to common language' translation dictionary. Lissy said she knows 8 people already that would buy a copy. Lisa is definitely not ubiquitous. She's also the only one of us that owns a Coach purse.